what you know ABOUT that…
You don't need to know about me so much, but wouldn't you know something about my opponent? My opponent is a document-shredding, Constitution-trashing, Commander in Chief-bashing, Congress-thrashing, uniform-shaming, Ayatollah-loving, arms-dealing, criminal-protecting, résumé-enhancing, Noriega-coddling, Social Security-threatening, public school-denigrating, Swiss-banking-law-breaking, letter-faking, self-serving, election-losing, snake-oil salesman who can’t tell the difference between the truth and a lie!
Hello, I am Not Chuck Robb, and I have arrived on the VA political blogging scene to take ass and kick names, holmes! Not only do I plan on keeping the Spirit of Chuck alive in all of our hearts, I plan on doing my part to help Jim Webb thoroughly son George Allen this November to avenge the utter travesty that was the 2000 election. After all, there's no denying we wuz ROBBed.
What's that, Dick Wadhams??? You wanna piece o this? STFU n00b and gtfo my dominion!!! Go back to Colorado, where you belong. And no, do not pass South Dakota and do not collect $200.
Oh, and to understand much of this blog, you must first see this movie:
It is available for purchase at Amazon or available on VHS if you want to borrow it from me – please inquire about secret and scandalous rendezvous pickup options.
I can always be reached via email at citizenfreedom434@yahoo.com. The first person to remember the original context of this email gets a lapdance from Ben Tribbett a drink at MudPuppies in Lynchburg on me.
"Make up your mind, it's votin' time!"
Come back soon!
-Not Chuck Robb
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